Thursday, 30 July 2009

Don't threaten me Al, I'll kick your ass!

Conrad is cool, he would also make a very authoritative Sheriff.

Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Take me away to the mermaid parade

Man, Coney Island is cool! One day I will live in Brooklyn and go to this:

Thursday, 23 July 2009


I'm head of the class, I'm popular

I'm a quarter back, I'm popular

My mom says I'm a catch, I'm popular

I'm never last picked

I got a cheerleader chick

Being attractive is the most important thing there is

If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond

You have to be as attractive as possible

Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean

Wash it at least every two weeks

Once every two weeks

And if you see Johnny football hero in the hall

Tell him he played a great game

Tell him you like his article in the newspaper

I'm the party star, I'm popular

I've got my own car, I'm popular

I'll never get caught, I'm popular

I make football bets

I'm a teachers pet

Wednesday, 22 July 2009


For all the ones who bum me out

For all the ones who fill my head with doubt

For all the squares who get me pissed

You make my shitlist!

Thursday, 16 July 2009

"The soles of my feet turned black"

Last night Kasms played their 100th show at 100 club and got paid £100! It was with 80s Matchbox B-Line Disaster who were amazing, I moshed pretty hard with my Dad too. My DAD is RAD. Later on I ate my body weight in pizza and had the strangest dream where I kept on phoning people but all I could say was "The soles of my feet turned black, the soles of my feet turned black" over and over.
It was just about as weird as this woman/Jesus tree: